Cat: Hi
Tori: Shh, No now, look!
Finds Andre kissing chick
Cat: Whoa daddy! O.o
Tori: Andre’s been working on his new little girlfriend over there for like ten minutes
Andre: Well um, I was thinking after school, maybe we could-
Random girl: Yeah that sounds great!
Girlfriend: *starts kissing him*
Jade: *walks by* Okay, is Andre trying to swallow that girl?
Cat: No, I think they’re just kissing.
Tori: Okay, okay, here he comes, don’t let him know we were watching him
Andre arrives near them
Andre: Sup’
Jade and tori: oh, nothing
Cat: We were NOT watching you kiss that girl
Andre: No, it’s okay, I hope you enjoyed the show, heh.
Cat: *bring* Oh, It’s my brother
Jade: Did he get what I need?
Cat: yeah, he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of fake blood
blood.
Jade: Wow, where’d yu find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Cat: OH, you wanted fake blood? Let me call my brother…
Cat walks away
Tori: So should I ask why you want blood, a drill and a clown suit?
Jade: It’s for a live performance I’m doing.
Andre: Oh, so it’s about?
Jade: A clown. And a parachute. That doesn’t open.
Tori: Oh, so what’s it called?
Jade: Here’s the flyer
Tori: Clowns don’t bounce…?
Andre: They don’t, they don’t do that.
Robbie: Well it’s your fault for partying too hard.
Rex: Eughh, ooo…
Andre: What wrong?
Robbie: He went to the Northridge prom this weekend.
Rex: Those Northridge girls.. I feel like a prom bomb went off in my head. Owww. And I have a stomach virus. I think I’m gunna throw up
Robbie runs away while saying : no no no!
Tori: When is our prom?
Jade: We don’t have a prom
Tori: What?
Jade: Proms are stupid
Tori: I love proms.
Jade: Which makes sense, cause you’re you, and proms are stupid.
END SCENE
SCENE 2
Sikowitz: wait, so what do you mean there’s no prom at Hollywood arts?
Tori: There’s never been
Sikowitz: So you’re sure we’ve never had a prom, with coyotes, and a big pile of burning tires? This doesn’t ring a bell?
Tori: No… I don’t think that stuff happens at proms.
Sikowitz: Hmm.. Wait, why are we talking about proms?
Tori: Cause I want to have one, here!!
Sikowitz: Oh. Then you need to talk to the head of student activities
Tori: I am, right now
Sikowitz: *looks around*
Tori: You’re the head of student activities!
Sikowitz: :D Really?
Tori: yes, so can we have a prom?
Sikowitz: Yes.
Tori: Yay! Thank you
Sikowitz: But it’s gotta be this Saturday orrr.. Last Tuesday.
Tori: This Saturday? But that only gives us 5 days to get everything ready!
Sikowitz: Then you best hurry!
Tori: Can I ask you a few questions?
Sikowitz: Please not right now, I need to take my grandmother to the hospital
Tori: Oh, Sure, Oh my god! I didn’t know that your grandmother was there.
Sikowitz: It’s okay, neither does she.
END SCENE
Tori: Okay, I created this little computer model of the asphalt café.
Cat: *gasp* That’s where we have lunch!
Tori: yess… It sure is….?
Andre: *kisses girl friend*
Tori: A lot of people have been telling me they don’t want us to have a normal prom, so the first idea I came up with is that we call it a PROME.
Sinjin: That’s really stupid
Rex: Yeah, PROME, you’re a genius. Now get on with it, I had a burrito for lunch.
Tori: Thanks Rex, Now for decorations, does anyone have an idea for a PROME theme?
Cat: OOOhhh!!! Okay, how about if, kay, how about if the theme was like space pirates from outer space, and it can also be kangaroo babies! Ya 8-)
Tori: *shakes head* Look, we only have a few days to put this PROME together, so we need a simple theme.
Robbie: Balloons are fun
Sinjin: My father owns a rubber factory.
Tori: they have balloons?
Sinjin: Oh yes. ;)
Tori: Alright :-/ Now, Andre, you and I will book the band, which will play up top
Andre: *makes out with girlfriend*
Tori: And… *looks up* ANDRE!
Adnre: Mmm, yeah yeah, rubber band, sounds good.
Andre: *girlfriend pulls me back*
Jade: *storms in*
Tori: Oh, hi jade!did you wwanna join our-
Jade: YOU JUST HAD TO DO YOUR STUPID PROM THIS SATURDAY NIGHT???!
Tori: We’re calling it a PROME
Jade: I WAS SUPPOSED TO MY PERFORMANCE THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, BUT NOW SIKOWITZ SAYS I CAN’T CAUSE YOU BOOKED THE ASPHALT CAFÉ FOR YOUR STUPID PROM!
Tori: PROME…
Jade: CANCEL IT!
Tori: No!
Jade: NO?!
Tori: no!
Jade: NO??!!!
Tori: No!!!
Jade: NOOO???!!!!
Tori: Uh, no? *looks scared*
Jade: You know what? Have your PROME, but you know what? You’re gonna wish you didn’t. *Stomps out*
Andre: *stillkissing GF*
Tori: Did you hear what she just said?
Andre: No, what’d she say?
END SCENE
Beck: *walks toward the flight attendant* Okay, I’m sorry, I have to catch this flight to Canada, has it left?
Flight Attendant: Oh, I’m sure it has. *Eyes him up and down*
Beck; No, seriously, has it left, I have a girlfriend.
Flight attendant: Well you’re not anymore *grabs beck and kisses him*
END SCENE
Robbie: Cat, I was wondering whether or not you wanted to go to the PROME with me, I mean, if nobody asked you…
Cat: Oh my god! Did you just hear what god said? Aahaha, he’s so inappropriate! Tehee. I mean.. I would love to go to the PROME with you, but another boy already asked me.
Robbie: really? Who?
Cat: Tug, he goes to Burbank high, he’s a football player.
Robbie: You’ve never mentioned Tug before.
Cat: I know, I just met him at the mall. He works at Bed Bath and Yonder. Thanks forsaking me though.
Robbie: Thanks for.. responding..
Rex: Dude! You’ve been lied to! Tug doesn’t really exist! Man, no one’s named Tug. And what football player works at Bed Bath and Yonder selling pillowcases and fruit soap?
Robbie: She lied to me! That little…
Rex: Say it
Robbie: That little..
Rex: Say it..
Robbie that little…
Rex: say it…
Robbie: Thiver!
Rex: Wow, that is some manly rage..
END SCENE
Trina: Hey sinjin! So I totally deserve to be PROM queen right?
Trina: Hey sinjin! So I totally deserve to be PROM queen right?
Sinjin: *Spits out weird substance* Ummm… okay.
Trina: I know I totally should win, but I know since everyone’s gonna lie, I was thinking you could…. Make sure I win?
Sinjin: What are saying?
Trina: I want you to hack into the Slap and rig the voting.
Sinjin: But only if you’ll be my PROME date
Trina: Gross!
Sinjin: I know.. But at least you’ll definitely be the queen!
Trina: Alright…
Sinjin: But I want the full experience. Stay near me, talk to me and.. Maybe share a laugh?
Trina: Deal.
END SCENE!
Tori: Sinjin, do not lick the balloons!
Sinjin: Fine. Be free *lets go*
I'll finish it later!
